The Colonel Mustard Amateur Attic Theatre Company

Spoonfuls of mustard and passionate Bingo winners: Just some of the totally normal activities at tonight’s magical Give To Mustard Party!

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Friends, fans, foes & family: $10 will take us a long way! Go to the following link & pour some Mustard on #LNK: www.razoo.com/story/thecolonelmustard/mobile

1 week ago

What a helpful guide for sharing Give To Mustard Day! Come party with us & bring in donations on May 16 from 6pm-8pm at the Mustard! #GTLD #LNK

1 week ago

It all started one fateful Christmas long, long ago… in 2007. We can make magic thanks to you all, so consider giving some Mustard love on May 16! http://www.razoo.com/story/thecolonelmustard.

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Monday is always more enjoyable with some double surefine, warranted pure Mustard. #KnowYourMustard

2 weeks ago

Are you a velociraptor, gallimimus, dilophosaurus, or dino of a different origin? JURASSIC PARK: THE MUSICAL: 3D needs YOU! Send our Director/Dino-Wrangler, Zach, an email (zkloppy@gmail.com) if you can commit to being in the show on August 23/24/25, rehearsals August 18-22, and several Sunday practices.

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The latest addition to the Mustard shrine. What a find!

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Dinos in more dimensions than ever imagined.

Chaos more theoretical than ever before.

JURASSIC PARK: THE MUSICAL: 3D

AUGUST 2013

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2013 Project Grant. Hey, we got one!

It was more than kind & awesome of the Lincoln Arts Council to award us some funding for 2013! If we could send them a singing Thank You telegram, we would. The Internet is kind of like one enormous virtual telegram, though. But, without the singing mostly.

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PIERSON: I don’t know what to think. The metal casing is definitely extraterrestrial …not found on this earth. Friction with the earth’s atmosphere usually tears holes in a meteorite. This thing is smooth and, as you can see, of cylindrical shape.

PHILLIPS: Just a minute! Something’s happening! Ladies and gentlemen, this is terrific! This end of the thing is beginning to flake off! The top is beginning to rotate like a screw! The thing must be hollow!

VOICES: She’s movin’! Look, the darn thing’s unscrewing! Keep back, there! Keep back, I tell you! Maybe there’s men in it trying to escape! It’s red hot, they’ll burn to a cinder! Keep back there. Keep those idiots back!”

ORSON WELLES AND MERCURY THEATRE ON THE AIR | OCT 30, 1938

Broadcast from station 89.3 KZUM, we present DR. THOREAU AND HIS ISLAND FULL OF DINOSAURS! A performance not for the wonder of your eyes, but for the curiosity of your ears. The time: Jurassic. The place: radios.

PIERSON: I don’t know what to think. The metal casing is definitely extraterrestrial …not found on this earth. Friction with the earth’s atmosphere usually tears holes in a meteorite. This thing is smooth and, as you can see, of cylindrical shape.

PHILLIPS: Just a minute! Something’s happening! Ladies and gentlemen, this is terrific! This end of the thing is beginning to flake off! The top is beginning to rotate like a screw! The thing must be hollow!

VOICES: She’s movin’! Look, the darn thing’s unscrewing! Keep back, there! Keep back, I tell you! Maybe there’s men in it trying to escape! It’s red hot, they’ll burn to a cinder! Keep back there. Keep those idiots back!”

ORSON WELLES AND MERCURY THEATRE ON THE AIR | OCT 30, 1938

Broadcast from station 89.3 KZUM, we present DR. THOREAU AND HIS ISLAND FULL OF DINOSAURS! A performance not for the wonder of your eyes, but for the curiosity of your ears. The time: Jurassic. The place: radios.

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