The Colonel Mustard Amateur Attic Theatre Company

"A play is an
indecent thing."
-Albert Watkins
Spoonfuls of mustard and passionate Bingo winners: Just some of the totally normal activities at tonight’s magical Give To Mustard Party!

Spoonfuls of mustard and passionate Bingo winners: Just some of the totally normal activities at tonight’s magical Give To Mustard Party!

Friends, fans, foes & family: $10 will take us a long way! Go to the following link & pour some Mustard on #LNK: www.razoo.com/story/thecolonelmustard/mobile

Friends, fans, foes & family: $10 will take us a long way! Go to the following link & pour some Mustard on #LNK: www.razoo.com/story/thecolonelmustard/mobile

What a helpful guide for sharing Give To Mustard Day! Come party with us & bring in donations on May 16 from 6pm-8pm at the Mustard! #GTLD #LNK

What a helpful guide for sharing Give To Mustard Day! Come party with us & bring in donations on May 16 from 6pm-8pm at the Mustard! #GTLD #LNK

It all started one fateful Christmas long, long ago… in 2007. We can make magic thanks to you all, so consider giving some Mustard love on May 16! http://www.razoo.com/story/thecolonelmustard.

It all started one fateful Christmas long, long ago… in 2007. We can make magic thanks to you all, so consider giving some Mustard love on May 16! http://www.razoo.com/story/thecolonelmustard.

Monday is always more enjoyable with some double surefine, warranted pure Mustard. #KnowYourMustard

Monday is always more enjoyable with some double surefine, warranted pure Mustard. #KnowYourMustard

Are you a velociraptor, gallimimus, dilophosaurus, or dino of a different origin? JURASSIC PARK: THE MUSICAL: 3D needs YOU! Send our Director/Dino-Wrangler, Zach, an email (zkloppy@gmail.com) if you can commit to being in the show on August 23/24/25, rehearsals August 18-22, and several Sunday practices.

Are you a velociraptor, gallimimus, dilophosaurus, or dino of a different origin? JURASSIC PARK: THE MUSICAL: 3D needs YOU! Send our Director/Dino-Wrangler, Zach, an email (zkloppy@gmail.com) if you can commit to being in the show on August 23/24/25, rehearsals August 18-22, and several Sunday practices.

The latest addition to the Mustard shrine. What a find!

The latest addition to the Mustard shrine. What a find!

Dinos in more dimensions than ever imagined.



Chaos more theoretical than ever before. 
 
 
 
JURASSIC PARK: THE MUSICAL: 3D 
 
 
 
AUGUST 2013

Dinos in more dimensions than ever imagined.

Chaos more theoretical than ever before. 

 

 

 

JURASSIC PARK: THE MUSICAL: 3D 

 

 

 

AUGUST 2013

2013 Project Grant. Hey, we got one!

It was more than kind & awesome of the Lincoln Arts Council to award us some funding for 2013! If we could send them a singing Thank You telegram, we would. The Internet is kind of like one enormous virtual telegram, though. But, without the singing mostly. 

2 months ago - 2

PIERSON: I don’t know what to think. The metal casing is definitely extraterrestrial …not found on this earth. Friction with the earth’s atmosphere usually tears holes in a meteorite. This thing is smooth and, as you can see, of cylindrical shape.

PHILLIPS: Just a minute! Something’s happening! Ladies and gentlemen, this is terrific! This end of the thing is beginning to flake off! The top is beginning to rotate like a screw! The thing must be hollow!

VOICES: She’s movin’! Look, the darn thing’s unscrewing! Keep back, there! Keep back, I tell you! Maybe there’s men in it trying to escape! It’s red hot, they’ll burn to a cinder! Keep back there. Keep those idiots back!”

ORSON WELLES AND MERCURY THEATRE ON THE AIR | OCT 30, 1938

Broadcast from station 89.3 KZUM, we present DR. THOREAU AND HIS ISLAND FULL OF DINOSAURS! A performance not for the wonder of your eyes, but for the curiosity of your ears. The time: Jurassic. The place: radios. 

PIERSON: I don’t know what to think. The metal casing is definitely extraterrestrial …not found on this earth. Friction with the earth’s atmosphere usually tears holes in a meteorite. This thing is smooth and, as you can see, of cylindrical shape.


PHILLIPS: Just a minute! Something’s happening! Ladies and gentlemen, this is terrific! This end of the thing is beginning to flake off! The top is beginning to rotate like a screw! The thing must be hollow!


VOICES: She’s movin’! Look, the darn thing’s unscrewing! Keep back, there! Keep back, I tell you! Maybe there’s men in it trying to escape! It’s red hot, they’ll burn to a cinder! Keep back there. Keep those idiots back!”


ORSON WELLES AND MERCURY THEATRE ON THE AIR | OCT 30, 1938

Broadcast from station 89.3 KZUM, we present DR. THOREAU AND HIS ISLAND FULL OF DINOSAURS! A performance not for the wonder of your eyes, but for the curiosity of your ears. The time: Jurassic. The place: radios.